There has just been a news bulletin, apparently on a practice run to demonstrate Santa Claus' latest toy delivery UAV system in Dearborn, Michigan Santa's sleigh was taken out by an IED.
No one knows how the IED explosive device got onto the roof there, but the first news reports came out that it was a "terrorist act" and that the sleigh and several robotic rain deer were serious damaged, and one totally destroyed.
President Obama immediately got on TV for a special "news bulletin announcement" telling everyone not to jump to conclusions "it might have just been an accident, sometimes robotic devices malfunction.
" Still, FBI investigators at the scene along with the top brass of DHS (Department of Homeland Security) were on hand.
One of the investigators stated that; "Just because someone yelled God is Great in Arabic just before the explosion was purely coincidental, as this is a common phrase in Dearborn," and reiterated the comments of Barack Obama not to jump to any conclusions that this might have been a terrorist act.
"We are investigating this as a Non Terrorist mishap," said Mueller of the FBI and "We just want everyone to know this was a robotic system and Santa Claus, or Chris Kringle the VII CEO and Chairman of the 150-year old North Pole Territory corporation is fine.
Mrs.
Claus told everyone not to worry about any attempts to disrupt Christmas, "we are going ahead with our schedule, and the factories are going strong.
" Mrs.
Claus in a more prudent moment was indeed much milder in her speech from the comments during here last interview on the Larry King Show, where she chastised the politically correct crowd trying to disrupt the Christmas Tradition stated she'd "prefer not to comment.
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