Sugar Daddy - A prosperous older man who provides money or other favors in exchange for companionship and/or intimate relations usually with a younger female.

Sugar Baby - A young female in need of regular cash who willingly provides companionship and/or intimate relations with a rich, older male.

Prostitute - A female of almost any age who solicits males of almost any age for money in return for sexual favors.

Teacher - A person of high moral character who provides education and guidance for pupils after extensive training and certification.

The above are traditional definitions and understandings of the roles of the foregoing to which we must now add a new category if recent reports are accurate:

Teacher-Prostitute-Sugar Babies - Typically younger female teachers who, for various reasons and for a fee, join an organization that promises to introduce them to well-heeled elder gentlemen, Sugar Daddies, who agree to regularly compensate them for providing ongoing €companionship€ and/or for performing more personal duties thereby making them Teacher-Prostitute-Sugar Babies.

As difficult as it is to believe, one of those organizations - none of which are to be confused with Match.com and other reputable dating websites - SeekingArrangement.com, the self-described €#1 online dating website for sugar babies and generous men,€ claims over two million members and claims that 40,000 American, public school teachers have signed on as members in search of €mutually beneficial relationships.€

Translated: Since very few if any men - aside from Elaine's boss Mr. Justin Pitt on €Seinfeld€ - would pay the standard rate of $3,000 per month solely for female €companionship,€ those €mutually beneficial relationships€ with 40,000 teachers obviously involve sex - and a lot of it.

Not surprisingly, the leading school districts for wannabe sugar-baby teachers are located in Philadelphia, Miami-Dade County, Los Angeles, Clark County near Las Vegas, and, of course, New York City.

(Coincidentally, SeekingArrangement.com is the website where disgraced, former New York Democrat congressman Anthony Weiner's sexting friend, Sydney Leathers, featured herself as a successful Sugar Baby.)

SeekingArrangement's CEO Brandon Wade believes teachers are prostituting themselves due to public school cut-backs, overcrowding, and the crying need for school supplies. Wade further explained his bizarre rationale for helping teachers moonlight as paid whores: €You can't expect a teacher to accept less pay for more work than their peers, and then reach into their pockets to fund your child's classroom... If those are the expectations and pressures we are putting on our teachers in America, then they can't possibly be judged for whatever extracurricular activities they choose to pursue to stay afloat.€ (http://tinyurl.com/le4ofjn)

Mr. Wade, you also shouldn't expect or encourage teachers to surrender their dignity and self-respect by enlisting in your Internet harem. Extracurricular activities used to involve coaching, moderating clubs, home-teaching kids, etc. Today, peddling their bodies seems to be the method of choice for some teachers to supplement their incomes. Considering what those kids are already doing outside their classrooms, your teacher clients are betraying their profession and you, sir, are nothing more than their master pimp.