You absolutely love the pain you've been feeling ever since your very own 'the one' became your very own 'the ex'.
But how to ensure that you continue to remain miserable? After all, you wouldn't want to accidentally find yourself back in a relationship with them and happy would you? Follow these top 3 strategies and we guarantee you'll lose any chance of getting back with your ex forever! 1.
Appear as Needy as Possible! - What you are going for here is to win the award for being the most pathetic person on the planet! To that end, it is crucial that you call your ex all the time.
Beg them to come back to you! And I'm not talking wishy washy begging here.
I'm talking real hands and knees stuff! Show them that you have absolutely NO self respect.
Remember, strong equals sexy, and your ex viewing you this way is the last thing you want! 2.
Show Your Ex You Have No Life Without Them - Exciting? Complete? Those are words you do not want your ex to use when they describe you! So whatever you do, don't get out there and expand your horizons! Having your own interests? Showing yourself as a complete person who is only after someone who can complement you? Yuck! That kind of behavior is just the thing to get your ex to look at you with renewed desire.
Don't say I didn't warn you! 3.
Make Your Ex Feel As Bad As Possible - Any time spent with you should be as poisonous as a swim in the cooling pool at a nuclear reactor.
To ensure this, make sure you go out of your way to insult and belittle your ex.
All you need to remember here is no-one voluntarily spends time with a person that makes them feel horrible.
The good news is that this is the easiest strategy of the lot to implement! After all, you're already feeling a lot pain, and isn't it just instinct to dish out a generous serving of the same right back at your ex? You know it is.
So what are you waiting for? Get to it!